Greeting from Faggo the Cat

Meep. Meep. Meep.

Where have I been?

I can't remembers!! So today is a free space on the bingo card of days off. The catholic nuns (who hate gum, per my coworkers) gave us 'good friday' off. FUN!

The meter reader was here at 8:15, so I've already been shamed into cleaning... Need to rustle up the boy toy and start our Very Exciting Day.

Ice Storm

Got an ice storm last night. Now on a 2 hour delay from work. Just like in elementary school. I had no idea. Luckily my super-awesome boss called to tell me at 6:45 in the morning. Must get that woman something nice...

Anywho.. So I think the Spice Girls need to come to Pittsburgh. That's right, hidden deep inside is a secret love for Girl Power. Honestly, you have it too. You're just lying to yourself about it. That and I want to make out with Posh & Ginger spice. Those girls are hot hot hot.

A shout out to Uncle Sam for allowing me to claim my tax deductible energy efficient home improvements on my taxes. Mad props to the government. This happens rarely...

Ok gang, off to enjoy my remaining 1.25 hours of freedom before I have to go to work....

Duct Tape Prom?

This contest is crazy! http://www.ducktapeclub.com/contests/prom/entries_finalist.asp

Another blustery day. At least we had water and power (not so much the past two days, but hey... what am I expecting?)

So the potato wedges at KFC are fat-girl good. Mmmm...

OK.. later.

Saturday Exploration

Grabbed my brother, braved the cold and saw the BODIES exhibit. WOW. Fought back nausea for a second or two, then gave in the humbling experience of seeing all the parts of the cadavers. The nervous system and circulatory systems were amazing.

Then went to the carnegie Science Center and explored their submarine. I couldn't believe how small and cramped it was. Whole new level of respect for any veteran who climbed around on one of those...

Might go to the movies tonight. Going to have a fun night... Later gators...

Frozen like fish sticks..

Cold out there. scheduled a vacation though: http://www.imagetours.com/itinerary.cfm?tourname=RL

Saw Charlie Murphy at the Improv tonight. Not quite as funny as I'd hoped he'd be.

*yawn* more fun tomorrow.

*another Saturday night*

And it's too damn cold to do anything! I think it will be single digits tonight. Caught the neighbor wearing shorts. He assures me that he'll try to wear pants tomorrow.

Had a pedicure today. Seriously, not to sound like a shallow muggle, but go get one. My giant feet fell kinda sexy. In a big feet way. Not in the Peggysbigfeet.com kind of way (A king of the Hill reference for all you).

Mad props (ok I know i'm white ) to the fabulous finds today at St. Vincent De Paul. Books, pants, clothes for Johnny, fun St. Patrick's day stuff. And spent less then $22! All helping to keep the clerk (with her 9 inch TV, watching Hanna Montana) and all the employees in jobs. Fun!

So what is it with people having babies and turning batshit crazy? (Batshit is not recognized by spell check. Awesome). It's on office phenomenon right now. Apparently if you get pregnant you can get away with doing almost no work. And the gump who plans your shower can also screw off the whole time, as she is obviously waayyy to stressed to actually do the job she is paid to do. Not liking this at all. Actually had to be a narc about the underground sperminated activities going on.

We found Garbage Pail Kids cards at CVS last night. Throwback to the 80's right? Fun, right? They are effing awful. Literally. Terrible artwork, same art with 2 or 3 different names. Not even remotely funny. only spent 97cents, so not too shameful.

Had another delicious meal at John Harvards. Fish & Chips! MMMmmmm. If you're ever in town, you must, must, must go there. At least for the peanut butter pie. Like sex in a crust.

OK enough.. off to bed.